Sunday, February 25, 2007

The pirate who decided to visit

If a pirate came and asked me,
"How fares it?"
I would say,
"Shitty!" or "Like an ass drowned to Davy Jones' Locker!" (either reply would do)
Then I would sigh, and he would laugh and steal my money (which is worth nothing because I have no money. And thus we would both end up where we started: him treasureless and me sad).

2 comments:

whispers said...

A gooder this one is. I see you decided to "decorate" your blog. It looks... nice. No, I am serious, it just seems like sarcasm.

b. said...

oh darling,
i need to speak at you...
i miss you dearly.
you don't realize.

Alas, the Pirates are always the ones we tend to love anyways... so i'd let them steal my money anyday... that i don't have either...